Hoo's Poopin'?
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I login so I can tell you that I'm poopin'?
It's easy: Simply make up a username and give it a reasonably hard-to-guess password and you're ready to poop!
If you receive a message that the username and password combination is invalid, congratulations! You've found another user who is probably pooping away! However, that does mean that you should pick a different poopin' username.
This doesn't seem very secure. Is my poopin' information safe?
Luckily, this isn't your Poo Bank. So, yes, your poopin' is safe with us.
What happens if I forget to stop poopin'?
A common problem! But don't worry, we don't actually "know" about your poopin' until you click that "Done poopin'" button... So you're in the clear.
What if I need help while I'm poopin'?
Sadly, while this is a planned feature, we are not yet capable of helping you in this situation. May we suggest as a temporary workaround that you scream loudly, 'For the love of god! Would someone please help me poop!'
What if someone sees me while I'm poopin'?
Never fear, valued user. Please suggest that they, too, use the advanced poop tracking services we offer and we are confident that we'll all be able to poop together.
Do I have to provide my email address?
Well, technically no. But if you don't, how will we tell your friends when you're poopin?
What's this site written in, anyway?
PHP. We figured PHP is such a crap language, anyway...
Why does your site look horrible in Opera?
Mostly because we suck. Seriously: Lobotomized, shaved monkeys can write better CSS than us.